thesugarplumfefeta

Irony is getting a papercut from the wrapper of a bandaid.

mirukaku:

one time this kid sneezed in class and i said “goodnight”

(via dorkstrider)

frozenfoods:

i am very nervous for 2013 because 2+0+1+3= 7 and do you know how many nipples hitler would have if he had 5 more???

thats right 7

(via beheadedkaworu)

tunetechfrosthead:

nothisisnotdog:

*ANGRILY OPPA GANGNAM STYLES TOWARDS YOU*

*VIOLENTLY TWERKS AWAY*

(via purplebloodedmajesty)

uoa:

never give up on your dreams

keep sleeping

(via buenos-tardis-mishamigos)

rnassachusetts:

mebeingastar:

Why the hell are toliets so loud?!! Like I’m half asleep and then I flush and it’s like a fucking mariachi band just started playing in my house at 3 am

why does your toilet sound like a mariachi band i need one of those

(via buenos-tardis-mishamigos)